Thoughts in Low Resolution

Congratulations. You have found your way to this little corner of the internet, a place where common sense goes to lie down and take a long nap.

I don’t know how you got here. Maybe you clicked the wrong link. Maybe you mistyped “how to fix my life” into Google and accidentally wound up in my humble mess. Either way, welcome. Please wipe your feet on the way in. This blog is a sacred space for chaotic thoughts, poor decisions, and occasional brilliance (accidental, like most brilliance).

What can you expect here? Honestly, not much. Some jokes. Some stories. Some rants that start strong and end like a three-legged donkey crossing a frozen pond. If you're lucky, there might even be a useful piece of advice tucked in, like a sad fortune cookie that mostly just insults you.

Think of this blog as a conversation with that one weird friend you only hang out with because they make you feel better about your own life choices. You're not here for Pulitzer-winning prose. You're here because you either have too much free time, or your standards have abandoned you entirely.

Either way, let's get started. I promise nothing, deliver even less, and somehow still expect applause.

Enjoy. Or don’t. I’m too busy pretending to be productive to notice.